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Palazzo and GaGa sitting in a tree...

This past week the Student Senate held a Pizza with the Cabinet forum to discuss various goings-on with the students. During this time, many things were discussed, but as the Poly has neglected to mention a critical point, RPI’s premier student-run blog has to step up and fill in the gaps.

At one point, the discussion was centered around EMPAC, and who would be in the lineup for the upcoming year. Dr. Palazzo said something to the extent of ‘We should get Lady GaGa here. I think she’s hot.’ What?! Our esteemed Provost is a Lady GaGa fan?

+5 Dr. Palazzo. +5.

Analysis after the jump.

I wonder which songs he likes best? “Poker Face” and “Just Dance” are her big hits lately. Let’s try and figure out what he can relate to…

The following is a verse from “Poker Face”:
I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you’re with me, I love it
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it’s love if its not rough it isn’t fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I’ll get him hot, show him what I’ve got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I’ll get him hot, show him what I’ve got

Hmm. Maybe “Just Dance” is more his style?

I’ve had a little bit too much
All of the people start to rush.
Start to rush by.
A dizzy twister dance
Can’t find my drink or man.
Where are my keys, I lost my phone.
What’s going on on the floor?
I love this record baby, but I can’t see straight anymore.
Keep it cool what’s the name of this club?
I can’t remember but it’s alright, alright.

Maybe our Provost has a crazy party studded history he doesn’t let on to. Or maybe he just really likes poker? We wish Palazzo the best in making his dream a reality. I bet he’ll need to be able to read her poker face…

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